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Voter Suppression to the Max, CPAC Crazy

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Republicans are trying to make it harder for you to vote. Meanwhile, CPAC took place in Florida over the weekend… and it was weird.

All right, it's news to us live on a DOB radio. Hey, everybody has it going? The Week of March first. That's weird. Two Thousand and twenty one Christmas joining us others. Jason. It's been almost the years since lockdown happened. Yeah, that we're almost we're almost about to celebrate the one year anniversary the two week lockdown. Wow, that's that's so weird. Well, tonight's report today, whatever you're listening to the show this afternoon, Republicans are trying to make it harder for everybody to vote, with a bunch of voter suppression laws being passed. I will tell you what's happening there and then see pack was over the weekend, which is the shit show. That's the conservative Political Action Conference took place in Florida and yeah, just a lot of weird stuff happened at that. So all that and more it's news to us. Here we go pressed the butt. There it is to the United States. It's news to US radio. All right, we are, of course, live on a Dow radio and we are on twitter as well. All, we always tweet throughout the week. It's news to us, Jason. I mean, when's last time you tweeted, Jason, have you given up? I think you're slowly giving up on the show. What it was last time you'd say to me. Was the last time you tweeted? I tweeted a couple weeks ago. Yeh, couple weeks ago. Come on, Katie's tweeting all the time. I'm tweeting all the time. What do you do? What do you do? You have a job or something? I Um, I was gonna tweet happy birthday to Katie, if she wants people to be telling her happy birthday. You know. So I didn't. I deleted it. So you thought you thought about tweeting, but then you didn't. I wrote it. No, I wrote it and then I did. I did. I trashed it. Chris is gonna have to write you up. He's actually HR and is. He's a sitting in this giant Chare. I wish everybody could see him right now. Yeah, he's like getting ready to move with me. He did move, or did he know? I'm I don't know. I thought we were going to hang out before lave from a whole state. I thought we were going to hang out before you left. Chris. Yeah, sorry, guess we whoa kind of R hurts my feeling. Yeah, all right, we wanted to. Sorry, man, I think Chris has a bad act. We wanted to have a go on away party, but with Covid it just couldn't happen. Yeah, yeah, Damn covid. You guys hear me? You guys will have to come home for a going away party when COVID's gone. I think Chris is connection is a little weird. Finish. I reloading your browser. Chris, we're all remote, obviously because we get out of Wisconsin. Yeah, he's in Wisconsin. He moved to Wisconsin and West going on horrible Internet over there anyways. Social Media. Back to that. So what's up on social media? Katie, Katie, our social media director. All right, I'll try this again. All Right, Chris is working on his connection in the meanwhile. Okay, cool, like it's twenty second the way. I know he's on like a you think it's bad when you watch CNN and the talking heads don't match up. This is like ten times worse than that. Even worse, we've got a bit of a delay. Yeah, I think he needs to get he needs to invest in better internet. He hasn't had good Internet and all the time. He's been doing the show remote. I think you get but he must go for the lowest. Your Internet, social media. What's happening on social media is can we feels. What's happening? Well, Eddie, you had a fun tweet this week. You said streaming service that paramount plus, has announced a new Beavis and fun head movie is in the works. And then you said here's the teaser photo, and you tweeted out a fun photo of Matt Gates and Jim Jordan. Yeah, looking like douchebags. They are, Matt Gates and Jim Jordan. Yeah, they're they do lookly be some gead but had right. Definitely. Yeah, definitely with that forehead. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, and yeah, I think that one would be as popular as it was. But when viral went around the world three times. But you also had a viral tweet. What was your yeah, pressing. I was just expressing my opinion that justice Thomas's wife.

Well, this came out after after the Supreme Court decision to deny the Pennsylvania election case. Basically, just as Thomas his descent to it was a bunch of BS. So I said, just as Thomas's wife supported the insurrection and now he's promoting the big lie in his wife needs to be investigated for her role in the January sixth attacks. That's crazy so that that could almost be a whole segment we do on the show. Yeah, she was like paying for buses of people to get there and things like that. Supreme Court justice has murder. Wife is saying that Donald Trump won the election. Yeah, they're both supporting the big lie that. How is that allowed? I thought that the Supreme Court justice were supposed to be impartial. Yeah, me too. Well, it's not him, it's his wife. Yeah, but then he does it through his descent. That's just like, I don't know, so so crazy to me anyways. That's America. America, I like. America's fucked up right now, as America is broken. It's all about Donald J trump broke America, just like every other business he's ever dabbled in touched. The bankrupts everything and he's bankrupting America as we speak, morally bankrupting America. Donald Trump dropped the China play that is America, and then it's news to us this show is slowly super gluing it back together, that we are slowly but surely the dirty deeds. A lot of the crazy stuff happening with election laws being passed. They want to stop you from voting. They, as in the Republicans, what the Hell's going on? Are and in depth. Look at this week's most important stories. Oh, democracy is so great during the election, and at that. We just had a historic turn or unhistoric turnout. I hate how it's unhistoric. It should be. Wait, what that's? That's actually historically correct, because it's yeah, I mean historically right, that it grammatically correct to say unhistoric. That always bothers me. UNHISTORIC turnout, two thousand and twenty election moves. That mean then? What? What is? What I mean is unhistoric, name. So wasn't historic. It's it's a unstoric is stork. That's why I don't like that. It was so more people voted than ever before. So I'm trying to say yeah, yeah, Republicans don't like that, though. They don't like people to vote. They fucking hate it. As soon as they saw these people were voting, they're like, you know what, we need to pass some laws to make it harder for people to vote, because people are voted with. We don't. We don't walls that and this, like so many laws are being proposed, and all across every state, to make it harder for everybody to vote. I just want to throw out their understake out. All your Republicans sound like texting. They're all are all from. Yeah, that's that's I mean, do they sound any different than that? Am I wrong? If I'm wrong, to only after what should it sound like? As Chris just said, he's back. Yes, voting is bad for democracy. Yeah, that's what Republicans think. Yeah, so what's going on with this, Katie? Legislators of introduced, as we all over, four times the number of bills to restrict voting access as compared to this time last year. So they're trying to get ahead of the two thousand and twenty two mid terms and two thousand and twenty four election. They sure are, and they're doing they're doing scandalous things. Basically, this year, thirty three states have I mean, well, this is just some of the bills, but thirty three states have introduced, prefiled or carried over a hundred and sixty five bills to restrict voting access. A hundred and sixty five bills. There's only fifty states. So yeah, exactly that. They're really going on here? Yeah, they primarily are to limit voting by mail, impose stricter voter ID requirements, slash voter registration opportunities and enable more aggressive voter poll purges. Oh Yeah,...

...son first and Chris, why do you think that Republicans don't want people to vote? This is a test of his new connections, if it's any better. Now we got like a there, five fast, five, zero second delay. Civil war they or yeah, we're a huge delay with Chris. Delay. It's like a like a fort he's like a delay. I don't know what's going on. I'll turn off your video, Chris, maybe that'll help. I have the video. Let me turn off your video. I don't know, but we'll try to get Chris in real time here eventually. Know what's crazy about this? Hundred and sixty five this that the same point. Last year there was what thirty five? Yeah, bills. Now all of these bills are in Republican led legislatures, state legislatures. So, yeah, that's why we say Republicans are doing this, because it is in fact Republicans state legislatures pushing this. Well, this year was just a total testament to the fact that when more people vote, Republicans lose. So they don't want more people voting. Yes. has become part of their their strategy is to suppress votes rather than trying to persuade Americans on their great policy, which expand their base. Yeah, or expand their base or do the something that helps people there like well, they get harder to vote. I mean, Republicans know what they have right, like they try to rule with minority like they've been going down this road. Like the demographics are shifting. They've known that they've got they were going to be shifting. You know, you know white Americans are going to be the minority be in the next twenty or thirty years. They know where this is heading. So they become more racist. So they make it every murder right now. I but it's Chris was saying. This does go back to I don't know if Chris is in real time with us now, but you did bring up a good point, because this is like goes all the way back in American history. This sort of thing. It does Jim Crow laws. And if Chris, Chris Press, not be in real time, I don't know, but we'll try to get him back I don't know what's going on over on this connection, but I'm here. Can you hear me? We can hear you. Go Out. I don't know that you're in real time or not, but maybe reload your browser with the video off. I don't know, we're doing technical support while doing a show. So there you go. Yeah, but so thirty thirty three states have introduced over a hundred and sixty five bills to restrict voting access so that they really didn't like it that people were doing mail in voting. They're trying to make it so we can't do mail in voting anymore, which because that was so bad that it was easy to vote, so everybody was voting. That was horrible for American democracy. This is like, how can you support this party? Like, I'm really sorry, I like, how can you reach how can you support a party that wants to make it harder for you to be an American exercising your Democrat your democracy? How is that? How was that American? Well, they're not try to make it harder for you to do it. I'd either trying to make it harder for people of Color and minorities. Yeah, and new voters in general. Well, at what point does it? I mean, you think they would stop if they got, if they got their way tomorrow and they passed all these laws, do you think they would stop there? Now? They probably eventually make it so you can only vote if you're Republican, like if if they got their way, why not? Right? So Arizona is leading the nation with voter suppression legislation. Nineteen restrictive bills. Jesus, Pennsylvania, of course, the notice that all these states are really important during the two thousand and twenty election. Arizona, Pennsylvania, Georgia all have the most bills to limit people voting, double digits for each state. They also had the most lawsuits in the big lie. It's so disgusting. Over us, the Christly Lodus. Turn back back to technical support. Did Christ loodis browser or I didn't see him, leaven, come on, he's reloading. They also centered like Cindy McCain in Arizona. Yeah, you know, the wife of the late John mccame, for saying that Bridon had won. Like yeah, I mean, come on, yeah, yeah, so most of these bills, I want to limit mail in voting, and that mail in voting. Everybody was like this is awesome. Mail in voting should be more of a thing. It...

...was just so cool for people to experience getting their ballot in the mail and then setting it out. Is mindboggling to us because in Colorado this is just not a not a thing. We vote by mail and everybody votes by mail and we've always done it that way for like what, eight years now, ten years? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're a registered voter, you vote by mail unless you want to go to the polls, which is like one percent, like literally one percent. Yeah, voters in Colorado actually go to the polls. Yeah, I will. Voting by mail isn't the only way that they're trying to suppress the vote. Well, just later's in eighteen states have introduced forty bills to impose new or more stringent voter ID requirements for in person or mail voting. Yeah, concludes new ID requirements and states that don't currently require ID stricter requirements around required forms of ID. So like if you could vote before with like a student ID or a not a state ID, then they're prohibiting those certain kinds of IDs now. Yeah, so just making it all around harder. Some states are trying to like make it so you have to have a photocopy of your idea if you're going to vote absentee. So if you moved out a state, then you have to have a photocopy of your ID in there. Well, what if they only take state IDS? Now? Yeah, convenient or anythink djt has the state ID. I don't know what state. What his a well be in. He never buys his own groceries, so we know that he doesn't need an ID. Yeah, remember, he really back. I mean he never drives the you don't have referring to join you. Ad You see him going to the DMBING getting his picture taken? Fuck now, no, but he he thought that you needed a driver's license to buy groceries. That's how out of touchy is. At one point he said that. So he doesn't have an idea in Florida, so he can't eat cam. There's no way he can vote there, right, not if they pass these bills. Oh, he'll find a way to commit voter fraud again. You're already has once that we know of. I mean because he claimed that he is residents was marl ago, when it wasn't really a real residence. So he committed voter fraud and I don't know why he's that big prosecuted. He the guy. Doesn't let that flide. If you were needed that, we be in jail for five years or whatever the penalty is, in trouble and paying a fine. Let's check this test. Chris has real time this. Now it's on the satellites. Hello, Chris. Okay, now he's not on real time anymore. Hey, it's a little it's a little bit better. He's like five seconds off the set of the money. Yeah, good Lord. So what Elso twelve states have introduced this. It goes on. It goes on. Twelve states have introduced twenty one different bills that would expand voter roll perses to get yeah, because that's what they do to they also purge the voter registration as a part of a voter suppression tactic to remove people for just really dumb reasons, like I don't know what are some of the reasons. Think they're signature didn't match up to the driver's license, to stupid bullshit. Yeah, they'll remove like doubles of names, but those often, like you know, just proportionately impact people of color because there's far more for, you know, Hornd as is than there are, you know, of people with white people names. They also purge folks that haven't voted in the last like election or last two elections. Yeah, and when they do that, they don't alert you that they're purging you from the voter rolls. And a lot of these states that they require, you know, that you register a month or more before the election. So if you go to vote, they don't allow you to register on the same day. So you'll show up to vote and all of a sudden you're kicked off the voter rolls and there's nothing you can do about it. And you had no idea when you thought you were a registered voters. That's why it's so important to check your registration on a regular basis. Yeah, bless America. Yes, Marca, I mean you. You brought this point a couple times at these voter registration laws do typically target people of Color. That's sort of what they're aimed at. And again, more racism from the right and the Republicans. How anybody can...

...get on that moral high ground of saying, Oh, I'm a I'm a God fair and Republican, I'm all about Jesus and then at the same time, support these assholes that are that are holding people down because of the color of their skin. I mean, like, how do you sleep at night? I don't understand. That's not what Jesus would do. It is not. Yeah, you're hypocritical son of a bitch, all of you. Oh yeah, they also wanted to make it harder for people with less people, poor people, poor people. They want to make hard for poor people to vote, because poor people might vote for for like more reform and they might vote for more socialist policies, atom up economics instead of trickle down policies that don't favor the corporations. In the old arks. You didn't get my saying. My slogan was fire. I liked it, as Sawdom up down, bottom up economics, bottom up at economics. Yeah, but I mean so all hope is not lost. There are things we can do about it. Well, Congress has to get its shit together and they need to get a voting rights act through the Senate. Well, Democrats have the majority. Otherwise Democrats could never have the majority again, lose it and not get it back. We need to do that. But also just raising awareness and talking about this is a good way to come combat it and letting everybody knows that's happening. And then when voting comes up again in a couple of years here, early, vote early, vote early. You can do that, you know, and just keep an eye on this and know what's going on in both these assholes. Out If you don't agree with this. And a lot of this is taking place at a state level, so your state elections are just as just as important, if not more important, than federal elections. Exact more changes happened to your life from like a local level, including state, then the federal that you really should be paying attention to what's happening in your local races, because that's where real change affects you. Yes, and also make sure you're changing your bed sheets once a week and brush your teeth twice a day. We're telling you what to do. Minimum, minimizz minimum. Okay, we'll be right back. The conservative Political Action Conference took place in Florida over the weekend and it was just so dumb. Did you watch the entire thing? Did you bench watch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this like my Netflix over the weekend. I binged it. I had popcorn and who ordered a five pizzas went went crazy with it, did some edibles and it was just amazing, just amazing. Mind blown. Will find out more. I'm blown. Okay, we'll be right back. Good to have you with us, Chris. Thank you. Get to be here. Got To be back. The conservative political action conference, or see pack, was over the weekend in Florida and it was just a shit show. And Yeah, we'll tell you what happened at because why would you watch that? And he watched it for you, season of trees, bunch of treason. His assholes got together for a treason conference. So what is what as see pack. So it's annual gathering for conservatives to get together and this year the theme was America UNCANCELED, Aka Whitefest. Oh, there's more on that later. By the way, if you if you think the Jason is just making a joke, he really isn't. But yeah, that was the that was the banner. America owned canceled, because you know, conservatives are also they're all about railing on on on progressives for saying, for the cancel Culture Movement. They're blaming progressives on that. Meanwhile, you know, conservatives are always calling for things to be canceled. Probably even more than progressives. I mean it's like such progression projection as bullshit. Anyways, I could be a whole segment talking about canceled culture. So the conference is at Hyatt Regency in Orlando. classy joint at the Hyatt, the four seasons to all landscaping was booked. So, by the way, covid nineteen is still happening. That's the thing.

The capacity is one thousand four hundred people at the high at agency and it was filled to capacity. However, under Donald Trump's administration guidelines for covid nineteen and the positivity rate in Orlando, there should have only been a MACs of twenty five people. They're outdoors according to the trump's guidelines. How can you trust these people? But all was they don't do anything that they say that you should do it. Yeah, because the rules don't apply to it. The rules don't apply to them. That's that's kind of their whole thing, like yeah, we can do it because we're have the entitlement from, I don't know, God or whatever. And Yeah, how dare anybody else, you know, stand up for themselves? The goal of the rest of the country to push back against their grip on power. It just does shocking, shocking to them. It's the political party for people with daddy issues. It's like I make rules for you, but they don't apply to me. You like that? You like that? Yeah, that how girls with Daddy issues behave? I don't know. I it's like more so like a well, there is more fearmongering happening at I can answer that question. I feel like come back. It can help me in some weird way. Got Weird. Why that? Get Weird and get weird for me. Girls a daddy issues, though. I don't know. It's like it's like a more to me, like an s and m type relationship, though, like the pump in the what is that? That's pop, the pope. The PUP is the person in the SM relationship. Right, that's like the subserve, right, like I should know this. I am asking you as I'm asking you like right now. It's the STUB, the PUP, a sub, sub and dum. Okay, that's what I'm looking for. My I don't pump, pump. What's a pup? Then? That's something right, that's that's animal play. Yo, my free convention is spilling over into the segment. Remember the Freak Convention was your in Denver? Yeah, I went to a couple is just to it was a show, a total that there is literally a fury convention. It was like a block away from where I lived and you remember that. And there there is a bar inside of this hotel and I went there just to see what was trying to walk. Yeah, trouble see if they're any like hot wolves. They're a real box sea wolf. Yeah, I think Wolf is man. I think a Fox through, like, I don't know what I'm talking about. Hat Is there? Where they email? Yeah, well, what day? We're all looking at you like you were the Weirdo. Right, right, yeah, they were looking at me like I was them walking into kings supers on a Sunday afternoon, like who is this guy? We dressed up at all? Oh No, no, are you? I was like already in the middle of like a Sunday Fun Day when I walked over there. Okay, it was like one of those ideas where it was like I was driving around all that week in and I would see these furries go in and out of this hotel and then this is like this Sunday funday happening and then I forgot who was Sunday. Monday's code for drinking during the day. Yeah, drinking, and it was a it was a Wednesday, and I think the real story here is your alcohol abuse. Well, anyways, so back to this the sea pack conference. Ted Cruz was wearing a furry cost no, it wasn't. I wish he was, but they had fear mongering going out on throughout the conference, and it's during the conference they were they were attacking the the health orders, saying that we should not have large gatherings. They were saying that that is bullshit. Of course, they bring up the church thing and they say, you know, we should, we should be able to gather together to serve the Lord, and then everybody's like yeah, the Lord. And then they attacked woken, this political correctness, cultural race theory and canceled culture. Cultural Race Theory. That's got to be, like black lives matter movement, a systemic racism.

They they so, they can't they they attacked all of that, the BLM movement. They demonized lgbtq people, especially Trans People, and furries, and they asserted that God is in control of America, nobody but God. Oh did they have a golden idol of trump yes, thank you. They did. We're in the American flag as boxers. So Gross. How? How, if you're a religious person, does that not just scream anti Christ to you? Those people clearly never watched dogma. How the literally a scriptured he how does DJ T NOT SCREAM ANTI Christ to you? Yeah, for Real, he's the father of Myes. Yeah, like, that's the thing that drives me absolutely crazy. Yeah, like religious folks that like, I wise this man who's just just the opposite of anything that you learn in the Bible. Oh Yeah, if I really believed in that stuff, I would be losing my mind. Like he's fit man, he's the devil. Yeah, yeah, it says here in revelations. Well, this is a bit glibal. People are he simply he steps up and he says God is with me, and people believe him. That's all he had to say, and he's in the position of power. That's literally all I had to say is God, God told me I should be here. Yeah, Oh, okay, God told you that. Okay, okay, okay, well, God's Oh God, I can't argue with God. Or are you going to say, Chris, you have thought you're about to say something. Oh, I was just gonna say I bet to somehow, if you use numerology or something, Mago would probably be six, six, six. Well as speaking of symbolism, the stage at seepack was in this odd shape. It was you guys know what the Odel Rune is. It was like an old Nazi symbol, right. Yeah, so here's here's this from a meme. Here's what the MEME says. I don't know, this is a little bit, maybe a little bit too much, but I'll try to read it here. One of the many Nordic rune symbols that has been coopted by the radical right is the Odell Rune. It was a badge by the S, worn by the SSS during World War Two and is a decidedly fascist symbol, a as seen with the National Socialist Movement decided to redesign their flag in the late two thousand and six, inserting the ruined where had previously been a swastika. So this is like the new swastika, this Odell Rune, and they had the the layout of the stage was shaped in this new swastika. Yeah, it's just about to say they decided a swastika stage was a little too on the nose. Yeah, it's not very subtle, but yeah, exactly, it's like one remove from a swastika and it in fact it's a new swashtka to some. So basically the stage of the swastika. That's what they're trying to say. Yeah, it took a minute for people to figure this out and then once they did, you know, high it and seat like the people who put on sea pack. I mean they're not trying to like deny it or walk anything back or apologize for it or, you know, say sorry, we didn't realize, they're sorry, we didn't mean to or like none of that, like they're just going with it. So who owns high it, by the way, like is this corporation we should be able to look out for, not be supporting, because we should probably not be staying at high it's anymore. It looks like this is the own company of red roof INS. If he can find one red roof in, I th that'St Western. I'm Tom bowde. Tom Was that guy's name? I'm Tom Holly and ADELS. Yeah, Tombadil number. This is my pillow. So said crews got up at sea pack and you bring up Ted crews real quick. Yeah, they kind of blows away my whitefest joke, doesn't ant because Ted Cruz, he's not Caucasian, is he? He's like Cuban, right, he's know. Why is it Canadians? He's like to mind and he's half Cuban, A and B. went to Harvard. He's a privileged fuck. Yeah, I look, here's the thing that people don't understand about like Latin identity or...

Hispanic cultural identity or whatever, like there's a deep internal like narrative, like a lot of people who are labeled by others as Latino or Hispanic think of themselves as White, as like descended from Spanish, like it, it's and they really they kind of have a point. You look at a lot of Cubans. It's like Martin Sheen, he played in an Irish president on TV, but he is a Cuban. He's like a hundred percent Cuban. Well, here's something little that you guys feel better is. I just looked up. I looked up Ted cruises ethnicity and he is fifty percent Cuban and then part Irish, in Italian, but also he's from Canada. So we can never be the president, and I know he was Canadian. He's Canadian. Wait, wait, he was born in Canada. Yes, he was born in Calgary. Yeah, you can't be president, alcol more people aren't saying this. This Canadian is breaking havoc United States. It is not a rule. You have to be a bull. Yes, so you have to be natural born citizen as of right now. That's a rule. I was even running. Did we just heat brothers Ted crews? Yeah, right, that's what it says on this website, ethnicity of selebscom. It's got to be legit. Right, it's on the Internet. It's really running from waiter. We Are we starting birthruism? Two points. Fuck it. They did it to Obama. Let's stude the Ted Cruz. He's Canadian. The worst he can beings doesn't have a fucking shot of being president. Let's be clear. His wife's too ugly. Whoa, that's what Donald Trump says. Trump severs, not. Well, yeah, why are you saying? Well, this is from the Golden God himself. The Golden God himself said this. So I bowed down. I was surprised. They did a strong pull of like of attendees at the tea pack and they're like, who do you think would are? Who Do you think should be the president? Obviously DGT was like number one, but you know who number two was? Fucking Rhonda Santist, the Governor of Florida, and fuck that guy, like, what the fuck is happening right now? Murderers and racists all the way. It's was all bassists. So Ted Cruz. So he did this speech at sea pack and it pretty much played out like a bad stand up routine. is what everybody says, like that's the consensus from all of the the people who saw it, like the pundits or whatever. But here's a little bit of his opening. As you know, it's a little bit background before play this clip. We talked about last week, but there was the storm in Texas, the winter storm that was devastating and it took out the power, freezing pipes, people shivering and thirsty without water, no water, no heat, and meanwhile Ted crew decided to go to cancoon walls. Constituents were suffering and like that was a huge deal and they still has gotten so much shit. In fact, his rating with the Republican Party has gone down twenty points since that incident. So nobody's liking this. Here is how Ted a crew decided to open up his speech at sea pack. I gotta say Orlando is awesome. It's not as Nice as cancoon Dick, by the way, his cancoon grip. He that got him into hot water. He threw his own daughters under the bus and so that it was their fault. So he also said he was just flying down there with them to Chaperon them. We talked about this last episode. We did. Here's more of Ted cruises comedy routine, in case you missed it. From seapack. He's a Hilarious Tan. Watches Netflix special, especially now the left. They are shrill, they are angry. How many leftists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny. Yeah, it's not funny. It really isn't. Like, objectively, it really astly not funny, like even from a yeah, just a, if you're objective, as from a joke perspective, you're right, Chris. Yeah, funny. And then then after that, after that brilliant performance, he begged everybody to subscribe to his podcast. So here's that, some shameless...

...podcast promotion during all the what's that? We're not urging our listeners to subscribe to it the platform. You know, last year I launched a podcast, verdict with Ted Cruise over twenty five million downloads in a year. By the way, please go subscribe verdict with Ted Crews. Verdict with Ted crews, click on subscribe. Five stars please. Yeah, pathetic. And then he closed out his little speech. We wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why? Yes, you know what's really pathetic is that he gets more downloads than we do. Now he doesn't what he's talking about. He has more subscribers than we do. You to look at the new numbers. You look at the old numbers. I've got the new numbers here, the great one. We have more than twenty five. Fantastic. I thought that they were like three before, but I was wrong. The twenty five million. That was pro fair enough. Yeah, they're twenty six million. Oh good, good, good, people say our number. Yeah, the best numbers. So I don't know. That's what some people say. If these assholes can make up shit, why can't we? And you we're not going to turn over our numbers. You never going to see our numbers. Just trust US when we say they're big. Lee Exactly. And you believe this guy is lied every step of the way. Do you believe that he actually has twenty five million people? Why will we trust him now? Ryan Ted, as Djt, client d from the ugly wifelyon Ted. I'm just, I'm so, I'm just quoting Donald Trump. Don't Whoa me. I'm quoting the Golden God. We really hateful. When you said it, I well, there's like it was truth to it. You said it, there was. There was actually behind that, and I don't give a fuck. Okay, and here he closed out his speech by yelling freedom, like the guy from brave heart. Oh my God, really, yeah, there's a lion, because that's who you want to make right, right, Mel Gibson? Yeah, another racist. Go ahead and quote another on record racist. Here you go. And there is a natural pendulum to politics and the country will come back to sanity. And, Mark my words, two thousand and twenty two is going to be a fantastic election year, and so is two thousand and twenty four, as we stand together and defend liberty, defend the constitution, defend the bill of rights of every American. In the immortal words of William Wallace, in the immortal words of Mel Gibson, shut up and blow me, give me back my son give me back, but that it's an inside joke. Then Donald Trump took this stage after all that bullshit, and he lied. He lied, he lied, he light. I don't want to play any of his clips. I don't want to. I don't not quite. I'm just going to say he lied every nothing he said was truthful. He came up there, he lied and he is. I mean he started with good morning, but it was the afternoon and that's it just went down. Hope spiraled from there. Actually, I don't know if that happened, but it sounds right. Did he declare his candidacy for President? Sort of that? So you never know. Who knows? He says he said. Who knows as exactly what he said? Who knows? Oh, really, so bad. Yeah, he said quote. Who knows? I may even decide to beat them for a third time. Oh my God. Yeah, suggesting that he won. Who knows? Who knows? I don't like. that. Means yes and Donald Trump speak. Well, you know, I don't know if it's good or bad. Right, like it's bad. Is it bad, though? Is I mean there's there's good to it, right, like there's a Republicans that are splitting off from the party because of all everything that's happened the last four months. That's the trap I fell into in two thousand and sixteen. I thought it was flipping awesome trump when the nomination, because I thought it was now impossible for the Republican Party to win the president. Yeah, me too. You know, I don't know. I think. I think Republicans are splitting from the Party. More are than ever after the interaction. They are I know they're defending their flipping the script now. No, they're, let me get on, a thirty or forty percenter defending it, but the rest aren't. No, the I mean there are massive like numbers coming out of states that actually do reporting on their voter rolls monthly saying that Republicans are jumping ship. Yeah, there's splitting. Yeah,...

...like you don't need a lot, like if you look at how many votes were one for like the state of Georgian, Arizona and Pennsylvania, like you only need a couple thousand people really. But the thing is is I don't really know what states those are. Those people are in exactly right. Like the only numbers I've seen have been like, Oh, a hundred and fortyzero people left the Republican Party this week and it's been like a hundred and fortyzero people from five states. But it doesn't like tell you which states which Bry, like they also break down or to and that's only one side of the equation too, because Ohio, Wisconsin, Michigan and forty. Even though this cycle Wisconsin and Michigan flipped blue again, those states are still trending red in the long term. So, like red states trending blue is only part of the story, because there are some formerly blue state but it are trending red. I mean, there's also no friends states that are like because come in solid red. I mean, I feel like Texas is becoming more and more in play every year, like yeah, so, I mean there's a flip side of that. So again, I don't know if it's good or bad, like it just seems to me like the Republican Party is splitting, and it is that split large enough for them to lose control and like really do start losing elections, or is it scary enough that they do win elections and they're they're winning them with this rhetoric and this is the world we're going to be living in? I don't know where I'm at right now on this spectrum. Yeah, it's we've got a really focus in on state races, because the bottom line is is we're not going to win any elections if they pass all these voters suppression laws and if they if they run our state senates and our state congressional houses, then I mean here's my strategy for the Democratic Party for the next ten years. DC and Puerto Rico statehood. Now you know what, though, you would be surprised how many Puerto Ricans wouldn't vote their coservative. Actually, Puerto Ricos concerned, it's almost a wash. But yeah, DC, but the I do agree that they do deserve the right to vote. They know statehood. My strategy is to have people in urban centers spread out throughout the states. I've thought about that. We should start a mass exodus, done and done right here. That's the way, that's the way that geop like. They win these like small countries or countries, counties like in a state, and they win the state legislation. Well, Christ is moved from a blue area. There you in a red area. Now I don't actually know what the aical shade of the sneck of the woods is. Watch Chris is around it. Well, you know what I'm saying, though, like so like, like even an art state of Colorado, there's only like, you know, six counties that are blue. The rest is read. Yeah, but those areas that are red or like podunk, like this is Sama Crop. But they still maintain power within the states because they have more representatives. They not now, but they have before, and it was recent too. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Like, even though it's only a thousand people in one county, they still get the same representation, and that in the State House that, you know, a county with millions of people. Well, we got amocrats moved to urban centers and like they get like ninety percent of the vote and like major cities, but then Republicans get like sixty percent of the vote in the rural area is and then there's a disproportionate an imbalance and control of power. Oh, we have to had a break here, guys. We have had a break, but I guess good analysis. I guess of all that we right back. It's news to us live on I dob radio, and what a show, what a show we have we have. We have more time, though, to kill here, so so we start a little bit late if you're listening life. But anyways, later side of it's news to us just to like kind of because we got into like a heated discussion about voting and that kind of US depressing, and then the voter to suppression stuff and Sepack and it just it. We're being like overtaken by fascists and then being accused of being socialist, like it's an insult. But anyways, let's put that in the...

...background. ORS The second letter side of its news to us, the lighter side of its news to us. This is a personal question for for Chris, Katie and Jason. You guys ready for a personal question? Okay, yeah, okay, times power bottom. Well, I guess I don't have to answer anymore. All right, ask this question anyway. Here's the question. Would do you be okay with your significant other doing a love scene in a movie? Now, now out really, yeah, what Chris says, not really, Jason Hard Note Katie says yes, I mean so I can get like a blowjob in a movie. If you were an accid a movie? Not, so you won't. What if he's in like the new Jurassic Park movie? He happens to a blow job is a blowjob see in the the Durassic Park, I mean the new Jurassic Park movie, and getting paid for that blowjob called for Assic Ohotah. Okay, here's my here's my mental image for that scene. Jason's characters getting a blowjob. He thinks it's a woman, he's leading back close and then he looks down and yeah, it's the dinosaur with the FRILL. But if in the black stuff it spits his man juice back at him, I don't know what's worse. That or he looks down and then it's Newman, died, died, dead, he dead. I'm back. I'm back to blow Jason, but a mission from God anyway. So, Jason, you're you're cleared. Yeah, I can have sext on film penetration. You're getting paid for it. I can feel like box. It's big. I'm good, as long as it's tasteful. This is a random way to can come up to me and I will pay you a hundred dollars if you want me film. What are you getting about? anyways? Is this not a slot time? This is slippery. Stick up the clear. You can get it. Only fans going. Yeah, I already have that. I have a facebook page. That sound the same thing. So need more than that. Oh, I don't know what that? I have a fan page on facebook. Well, I guess this is a better question, though, like if it would you guys allow your significant other to have an only fans account if they are bringing a lot of money? No, only fans account, I don't know what that is. It's like a basically a twitter feed of nudes and nude videos that you have subscribers pay for and people make a lot of money doing it. Now. No, probably not. What if Katie was only allowed to show one nipple, on Nipple, an not boll snipples, just one nap of no half of Areola, negative the nipple. Wait, did you are you bringing this up because we had a request? What if Jason doesn't allowed to show is left nut? Okay, like, nobody gives a shit about testicles. Basically, she doesn't care about me, is what I'm hearing. She ques, she wants to sell your bodies, like, just go and make those Benjamin, for it's okay. Don't shame sex work. It's fine, like you should be able to do that. If it puts puts food on the table, why not? Yeah, yeah, but it's interesting though, like I wonder if these people who do it only fans or like porn stars and be kind of hard to be in a relationship with somebody like that. Just for me personally, I don't like other people don't care. But yeah, I know you'd have to like, yeah, that'd be weird, but if you get like tens of thousands of dollars, that's MMM yeah, I mean, if you're balling, it might be something that'd be pretty very overlooked. Would you guys date a porn star? It's like an older, old school question, but no, probably not. All right, everybody, this sim it was dedicated to stormy Daniels and we will see you guys next time. By any final minel words. You think bites, biogame, bite. I'm Joe Biden and I approve this message. Fuck, yeah, so much better. I'm Donald...

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