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Voter Suppression to the Max, CPAC Crazy

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Republicans are trying to make it harder for you to vote. Meanwhile, CPAC took place in Florida over the weekend… and it was weird.

All right, it's news to uslive on a DOB radio. Hey, everybody has it going? The Weekof March first. That's weird. Two Thousand and twenty one Christmas joining usothers. Jason. It's been almost the years since lockdown happened. Yeah,that we're almost we're almost about to celebrate the one year anniversary the two weeklockdown. Wow, that's that's so weird. Well, tonight's report today, whateveryou're listening to the show this afternoon, Republicans are trying to make it harderfor everybody to vote, with a bunch of voter suppression laws being passed. I will tell you what's happening there and then see pack was over theweekend, which is the shit show. That's the conservative Political Action Conference tookplace in Florida and yeah, just a lot of weird stuff happened at that. So all that and more it's news to us. Here we go pressedthe butt. There it is to the United States. It's news to USradio. All right, we are, of course, live on a Dowradio and we are on twitter as well. All, we always tweet throughout theweek. It's news to us, Jason. I mean, when's lasttime you tweeted, Jason, have you given up? I think you're slowlygiving up on the show. What it was last time you'd say to me. Was the last time you tweeted? I tweeted a couple weeks ago.Yeh, couple weeks ago. Come on, Katie's tweeting all the time. I'mtweeting all the time. What do you do? What do you do? You have a job or something? I Um, I was gonna tweethappy birthday to Katie, if she wants people to be telling her happy birthday. You know. So I didn't. I deleted it. So you thoughtyou thought about tweeting, but then you didn't. I wrote it. No, I wrote it and then I did. I did. I trashed it.Chris is gonna have to write you up. He's actually HR and is. He's a sitting in this giant Chare. I wish everybody could see him rightnow. Yeah, he's like getting ready to move with me. Hedid move, or did he know? I'm I don't know. I thoughtwe were going to hang out before lave from a whole state. I thoughtwe were going to hang out before you left. Chris. Yeah, sorry, guess we whoa kind of R hurts my feeling. Yeah, all right, we wanted to. Sorry, man, I think Chris has a bad act. We wanted to have a go on away party, but with Covidit just couldn't happen. Yeah, yeah, Damn covid. You guys hear me? You guys will have to come home for a going away party whenCOVID's gone. I think Chris is connection is a little weird. Finish.I reloading your browser. Chris, we're all remote, obviously because we getout of Wisconsin. Yeah, he's in Wisconsin. He moved to Wisconsin andWest going on horrible Internet over there anyways. Social Media. Back to that.So what's up on social media? Katie, Katie, our social mediadirector. All right, I'll try this again. All Right, Chris isworking on his connection in the meanwhile. Okay, cool, like it's twentysecond the way. I know he's on like a you think it's bad whenyou watch CNN and the talking heads don't match up. This is like tentimes worse than that. Even worse, we've got a bit of a delay. Yeah, I think he needs to get he needs to invest in betterinternet. He hasn't had good Internet and all the time. He's been doingthe show remote. I think you get but he must go for the lowest. Your Internet, social media. What's happening on social media is can wefeels. What's happening? Well, Eddie, you had a fun tweet this week. You said streaming service that paramount plus, has announced a new Beavisand fun head movie is in the works. And then you said here's the teaserphoto, and you tweeted out a fun photo of Matt Gates and JimJordan. Yeah, looking like douchebags. They are, Matt Gates and JimJordan. Yeah, they're they do lookly be some gead but had right.Definitely. Yeah, definitely with that forehead. Yeah, yeah, for sure.Yeah, and yeah, I think that one would be as popular asit was. But when viral went around the world three times. But youalso had a viral tweet. What was your yeah, pressing. I wasjust expressing my opinion that justice Thomas's wife.

Well, this came out after afterthe Supreme Court decision to deny the Pennsylvania election case. Basically, justas Thomas his descent to it was a bunch of BS. So I said, just as Thomas's wife supported the insurrection and now he's promoting the big liein his wife needs to be investigated for her role in the January sixth attacks. That's crazy so that that could almost be a whole segment we do onthe show. Yeah, she was like paying for buses of people to getthere and things like that. Supreme Court justice has murder. Wife is sayingthat Donald Trump won the election. Yeah, they're both supporting the big lie that. How is that allowed? I thought that the Supreme Court justice weresupposed to be impartial. Yeah, me too. Well, it's not him, it's his wife. Yeah, but then he does it through his descent. That's just like, I don't know, so so crazy to me anyways.That's America. America, I like. America's fucked up right now, asAmerica is broken. It's all about Donald J trump broke America, justlike every other business he's ever dabbled in touched. The bankrupts everything and he'sbankrupting America as we speak, morally bankrupting America. Donald Trump dropped the Chinaplay that is America, and then it's news to us this show is slowlysuper gluing it back together, that we are slowly but surely the dirty deeds. A lot of the crazy stuff happening with election laws being passed. Theywant to stop you from voting. They, as in the Republicans, what theHell's going on? Are and in depth. Look at this week's mostimportant stories. Oh, democracy is so great during the election, and atthat. We just had a historic turn or unhistoric turnout. I hate howit's unhistoric. It should be. Wait, what that's? That's actually historically correct, because it's yeah, I mean historically right, that it grammatically correctto say unhistoric. That always bothers me. UNHISTORIC turnout, two thousand and twentyelection moves. That mean then? What? What is? What Imean is unhistoric, name. So wasn't historic. It's it's a unstoric isstork. That's why I don't like that. It was so more people voted thanever before. So I'm trying to say yeah, yeah, Republicans don'tlike that, though. They don't like people to vote. They fucking hateit. As soon as they saw these people were voting, they're like,you know what, we need to pass some laws to make it harder forpeople to vote, because people are voted with. We don't. We don'twalls that and this, like so many laws are being proposed, and allacross every state, to make it harder for everybody to vote. I justwant to throw out their understake out. All your Republicans sound like texting.They're all are all from. Yeah, that's that's I mean, do theysound any different than that? Am I wrong? If I'm wrong, toonly after what should it sound like? As Chris just said, he's back. Yes, voting is bad for democracy. Yeah, that's what Republicans think.Yeah, so what's going on with this, Katie? Legislators of introduced, as we all over, four times the number of bills to restrict votingaccess as compared to this time last year. So they're trying to get ahead ofthe two thousand and twenty two mid terms and two thousand and twenty fourelection. They sure are, and they're doing they're doing scandalous things. Basically, this year, thirty three states have I mean, well, this isjust some of the bills, but thirty three states have introduced, prefiled orcarried over a hundred and sixty five bills to restrict voting access. A hundredand sixty five bills. There's only fifty states. So yeah, exactly that. They're really going on here? Yeah, they primarily are to limit voting bymail, impose stricter voter ID requirements, slash voter registration opportunities and enable moreaggressive voter poll purges. Oh Yeah,...

...son first and Chris, why doyou think that Republicans don't want people to vote? This is a testof his new connections, if it's any better. Now we got like athere, five fast, five, zero second delay. Civil war they oryeah, we're a huge delay with Chris. Delay. It's like a like afort he's like a delay. I don't know what's going on. I'llturn off your video, Chris, maybe that'll help. I have the video. Let me turn off your video. I don't know, but we'll tryto get Chris in real time here eventually. Know what's crazy about this? Hundredand sixty five this that the same point. Last year there was whatthirty five? Yeah, bills. Now all of these bills are in Republicanled legislatures, state legislatures. So, yeah, that's why we say Republicansare doing this, because it is in fact Republicans state legislatures pushing this.Well, this year was just a total testament to the fact that when morepeople vote, Republicans lose. So they don't want more people voting. Yes. has become part of their their strategy is to suppress votes rather than tryingto persuade Americans on their great policy, which expand their base. Yeah,or expand their base or do the something that helps people there like well,they get harder to vote. I mean, Republicans know what they have right,like they try to rule with minority like they've been going down this road. Like the demographics are shifting. They've known that they've got they were goingto be shifting. You know, you know white Americans are going to bethe minority be in the next twenty or thirty years. They know where thisis heading. So they become more racist. So they make it every murder rightnow. I but it's Chris was saying. This does go back toI don't know if Chris is in real time with us now, but youdid bring up a good point, because this is like goes all the wayback in American history. This sort of thing. It does Jim Crow laws. And if Chris, Chris Press, not be in real time, Idon't know, but we'll try to get him back I don't know what's goingon over on this connection, but I'm here. Can you hear me?We can hear you. Go Out. I don't know that you're in realtime or not, but maybe reload your browser with the video off. Idon't know, we're doing technical support while doing a show. So there yougo. Yeah, but so thirty thirty three states have introduced over a hundredand sixty five bills to restrict voting access so that they really didn't like itthat people were doing mail in voting. They're trying to make it so wecan't do mail in voting anymore, which because that was so bad that itwas easy to vote, so everybody was voting. That was horrible for Americandemocracy. This is like, how can you support this party? Like,I'm really sorry, I like, how can you reach how can you supporta party that wants to make it harder for you to be an American exercisingyour Democrat your democracy? How is that? How was that American? Well,they're not try to make it harder for you to do it. I'deither trying to make it harder for people of Color and minorities. Yeah,and new voters in general. Well, at what point does it? Imean, you think they would stop if they got, if they got theirway tomorrow and they passed all these laws, do you think they would stop there? Now? They probably eventually make it so you can only vote ifyou're Republican, like if if they got their way, why not? Right? So Arizona is leading the nation with voter suppression legislation. Nineteen restrictive bills. Jesus, Pennsylvania, of course, the notice that all these states arereally important during the two thousand and twenty election. Arizona, Pennsylvania, Georgiaall have the most bills to limit people voting, double digits for each state. They also had the most lawsuits in the big lie. It's so disgusting. Over us, the Christly Lodus. Turn back back to technical support.Did Christ loodis browser or I didn't see him, leaven, come on,he's reloading. They also centered like Cindy McCain in Arizona. Yeah, youknow, the wife of the late John mccame, for saying that Bridon hadwon. Like yeah, I mean, come on, yeah, yeah,so most of these bills, I want to limit mail in voting, andthat mail in voting. Everybody was like this is awesome. Mail in votingshould be more of a thing. It...

...was just so cool for people toexperience getting their ballot in the mail and then setting it out. Is mindbogglingto us because in Colorado this is just not a not a thing. Wevote by mail and everybody votes by mail and we've always done it that wayfor like what, eight years now, ten years? Yeah, something likethat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're a registered voter, youvote by mail unless you want to go to the polls, which is likeone percent, like literally one percent. Yeah, voters in Colorado actually goto the polls. Yeah, I will. Voting by mail isn't the only waythat they're trying to suppress the vote. Well, just later's in eighteen stateshave introduced forty bills to impose new or more stringent voter ID requirements forin person or mail voting. Yeah, concludes new ID requirements and states thatdon't currently require ID stricter requirements around required forms of ID. So like ifyou could vote before with like a student ID or a not a state ID, then they're prohibiting those certain kinds of IDs now. Yeah, so justmaking it all around harder. Some states are trying to like make it soyou have to have a photocopy of your idea if you're going to vote absentee. So if you moved out a state, then you have to have a photocopyof your ID in there. Well, what if they only take state IDS? Now? Yeah, convenient or anythink djt has the state ID.I don't know what state. What his a well be in. He neverbuys his own groceries, so we know that he doesn't need an ID.Yeah, remember, he really back. I mean he never drives the youdon't have referring to join you. Ad You see him going to the DMBINGgetting his picture taken? Fuck now, no, but he he thought thatyou needed a driver's license to buy groceries. That's how out of touchy is.At one point he said that. So he doesn't have an idea inFlorida, so he can't eat cam. There's no way he can vote there, right, not if they pass these bills. Oh, he'll find away to commit voter fraud again. You're already has once that we know of. I mean because he claimed that he is residents was marl ago, whenit wasn't really a real residence. So he committed voter fraud and I don'tknow why he's that big prosecuted. He the guy. Doesn't let that flide. If you were needed that, we be in jail for five years orwhatever the penalty is, in trouble and paying a fine. Let's check thistest. Chris has real time this. Now it's on the satellites. Hello, Chris. Okay, now he's not on real time anymore. Hey,it's a little it's a little bit better. He's like five seconds off the setof the money. Yeah, good Lord. So what Elso twelve stateshave introduced this. It goes on. It goes on. Twelve states haveintroduced twenty one different bills that would expand voter roll perses to get yeah,because that's what they do to they also purge the voter registration as a partof a voter suppression tactic to remove people for just really dumb reasons, likeI don't know what are some of the reasons. Think they're signature didn't matchup to the driver's license, to stupid bullshit. Yeah, they'll remove likedoubles of names, but those often, like you know, just proportionately impactpeople of color because there's far more for, you know, Hornd as is thanthere are, you know, of people with white people names. Theyalso purge folks that haven't voted in the last like election or last two elections. Yeah, and when they do that, they don't alert you that they're purgingyou from the voter rolls. And a lot of these states that theyrequire, you know, that you register a month or more before the election. So if you go to vote, they don't allow you to register onthe same day. So you'll show up to vote and all of a suddenyou're kicked off the voter rolls and there's nothing you can do about it.And you had no idea when you thought you were a registered voters. That'swhy it's so important to check your registration on a regular basis. Yeah,bless America. Yes, Marca, I mean you. You brought this pointa couple times at these voter registration laws do typically target people of Color.That's sort of what they're aimed at. And again, more racism from theright and the Republicans. How anybody can...

...get on that moral high ground ofsaying, Oh, I'm a I'm a God fair and Republican, I'm allabout Jesus and then at the same time, support these assholes that are that areholding people down because of the color of their skin. I mean,like, how do you sleep at night? I don't understand. That's not whatJesus would do. It is not. Yeah, you're hypocritical son of abitch, all of you. Oh yeah, they also wanted to makeit harder for people with less people, poor people, poor people. Theywant to make hard for poor people to vote, because poor people might votefor for like more reform and they might vote for more socialist policies, atomup economics instead of trickle down policies that don't favor the corporations. In theold arks. You didn't get my saying. My slogan was fire. I likedit, as Sawdom up down, bottom up economics, bottom up ateconomics. Yeah, but I mean so all hope is not lost. Thereare things we can do about it. Well, Congress has to get itsshit together and they need to get a voting rights act through the Senate.Well, Democrats have the majority. Otherwise Democrats could never have the majority again, lose it and not get it back. We need to do that. Butalso just raising awareness and talking about this is a good way to comecombat it and letting everybody knows that's happening. And then when voting comes up againin a couple of years here, early, vote early, vote early. You can do that, you know, and just keep an eye on thisand know what's going on in both these assholes. Out If you don'tagree with this. And a lot of this is taking place at a statelevel, so your state elections are just as just as important, if notmore important, than federal elections. Exact more changes happened to your life fromlike a local level, including state, then the federal that you really shouldbe paying attention to what's happening in your local races, because that's where realchange affects you. Yes, and also make sure you're changing your bed sheetsonce a week and brush your teeth twice a day. We're telling you whatto do. Minimum, minimizz minimum. Okay, we'll be right back.The conservative Political Action Conference took place in Florida over the weekend and it wasjust so dumb. Did you watch the entire thing? Did you bench watch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this like my Netflix over the weekend.I binged it. I had popcorn and who ordered a five pizzas went wentcrazy with it, did some edibles and it was just amazing, just amazing. Mind blown. Will find out more. I'm blown. Okay, we'll beright back. Good to have you with us, Chris. Thank you. Get to be here. Got To be back. The conservative political actionconference, or see pack, was over the weekend in Florida and it wasjust a shit show. And Yeah, we'll tell you what happened at becausewhy would you watch that? And he watched it for you, season oftrees, bunch of treason. His assholes got together for a treason conference.So what is what as see pack. So it's annual gathering for conservatives toget together and this year the theme was America UNCANCELED, Aka Whitefest. Oh, there's more on that later. By the way, if you if youthink the Jason is just making a joke, he really isn't. But yeah,that was the that was the banner. America owned canceled, because you know, conservatives are also they're all about railing on on on progressives for saying, for the cancel Culture Movement. They're blaming progressives on that. Meanwhile,you know, conservatives are always calling for things to be canceled. Probably evenmore than progressives. I mean it's like such progression projection as bullshit. Anyways, I could be a whole segment talking about canceled culture. So the conferenceis at Hyatt Regency in Orlando. classy joint at the Hyatt, the fourseasons to all landscaping was booked. So, by the way, covid nineteen isstill happening. That's the thing.

The capacity is one thousand four hundredpeople at the high at agency and it was filled to capacity. However,under Donald Trump's administration guidelines for covid nineteen and the positivity rate in Orlando,there should have only been a MACs of twenty five people. They're outdoors accordingto the trump's guidelines. How can you trust these people? But all wasthey don't do anything that they say that you should do it. Yeah,because the rules don't apply to it. The rules don't apply to them.That's that's kind of their whole thing, like yeah, we can do itbecause we're have the entitlement from, I don't know, God or whatever.And Yeah, how dare anybody else, you know, stand up for themselves? The goal of the rest of the country to push back against their gripon power. It just does shocking, shocking to them. It's the politicalparty for people with daddy issues. It's like I make rules for you,but they don't apply to me. You like that? You like that?Yeah, that how girls with Daddy issues behave? I don't know. Iit's like more so like a well, there is more fearmongering happening at Ican answer that question. I feel like come back. It can help mein some weird way. Got Weird. Why that? Get Weird and getweird for me. Girls a daddy issues, though. I don't know. It'slike it's like a more to me, like an s and m type relationship, though, like the pump in the what is that? That's pop, the pope. The PUP is the person in the SM relationship. Right, that's like the subserve, right, like I should know this. Iam asking you as I'm asking you like right now. It's the STUB,the PUP, a sub, sub and dum. Okay, that's what I'mlooking for. My I don't pump, pump. What's a pup? Then? That's something right, that's that's animal play. Yo, my free conventionis spilling over into the segment. Remember the Freak Convention was your in Denver? Yeah, I went to a couple is just to it was a show, a total that there is literally a fury convention. It was like ablock away from where I lived and you remember that. And there there isa bar inside of this hotel and I went there just to see what wastrying to walk. Yeah, trouble see if they're any like hot wolves.They're a real box sea wolf. Yeah, I think Wolf is man. Ithink a Fox through, like, I don't know what I'm talking about. Hat Is there? Where they email? Yeah, well, what day?We're all looking at you like you were the Weirdo. Right, right, yeah, they were looking at me like I was them walking into kingssupers on a Sunday afternoon, like who is this guy? We dressed upat all? Oh No, no, are you? I was like alreadyin the middle of like a Sunday Fun Day when I walked over there.Okay, it was like one of those ideas where it was like I wasdriving around all that week in and I would see these furries go in andout of this hotel and then this is like this Sunday funday happening and thenI forgot who was Sunday. Monday's code for drinking during the day. Yeah, drinking, and it was a it was a Wednesday, and I thinkthe real story here is your alcohol abuse. Well, anyways, so back tothis the sea pack conference. Ted Cruz was wearing a furry cost no, it wasn't. I wish he was, but they had fear mongering going outon throughout the conference, and it's during the conference they were they wereattacking the the health orders, saying that we should not have large gatherings.They were saying that that is bullshit. Of course, they bring up thechurch thing and they say, you know, we should, we should be ableto gather together to serve the Lord, and then everybody's like yeah, theLord. And then they attacked woken, this political correctness, cultural race theoryand canceled culture. Cultural Race Theory. That's got to be, like blacklives matter movement, a systemic racism.

They they so, they can't theythey attacked all of that, the BLM movement. They demonized lgbtq people, especially Trans People, and furries, and they asserted that God is incontrol of America, nobody but God. Oh did they have a golden idolof trump yes, thank you. They did. We're in the American flagas boxers. So Gross. How? How, if you're a religious person, does that not just scream anti Christ to you? Those people clearly neverwatched dogma. How the literally a scriptured he how does DJ T NOT SCREAMANTI Christ to you? Yeah, for Real, he's the father of Myes. Yeah, like, that's the thing that drives me absolutely crazy. Yeah, like religious folks that like, I wise this man who's just just theopposite of anything that you learn in the Bible. Oh Yeah, if Ireally believed in that stuff, I would be losing my mind. Like he'sfit man, he's the devil. Yeah, yeah, it says here in revelations. Well, this is a bit glibal. People are he simply hesteps up and he says God is with me, and people believe him.That's all he had to say, and he's in the position of power.That's literally all I had to say is God, God told me I shouldbe here. Yeah, Oh, okay, God told you that. Okay,okay, okay, well, God's Oh God, I can't argue withGod. Or are you going to say, Chris, you have thought you're aboutto say something. Oh, I was just gonna say I bet tosomehow, if you use numerology or something, Mago would probably be six, six, six. Well as speaking of symbolism, the stage at seepack wasin this odd shape. It was you guys know what the Odel Rune is. It was like an old Nazi symbol, right. Yeah, so here's here'sthis from a meme. Here's what the MEME says. I don't know, this is a little bit, maybe a little bit too much, butI'll try to read it here. One of the many Nordic rune symbols thathas been coopted by the radical right is the Odell Rune. It was abadge by the S, worn by the SSS during World War Two and isa decidedly fascist symbol, a as seen with the National Socialist Movement decided toredesign their flag in the late two thousand and six, inserting the ruined wherehad previously been a swastika. So this is like the new swastika, thisOdell Rune, and they had the the layout of the stage was shaped inthis new swastika. Yeah, it's just about to say they decided a swastikastage was a little too on the nose. Yeah, it's not very subtle,but yeah, exactly, it's like one remove from a swastika and itin fact it's a new swashtka to some. So basically the stage of the swastika. That's what they're trying to say. Yeah, it took a minute forpeople to figure this out and then once they did, you know,high it and seat like the people who put on sea pack. I meanthey're not trying to like deny it or walk anything back or apologize for itor, you know, say sorry, we didn't realize, they're sorry,we didn't mean to or like none of that, like they're just going withit. So who owns high it, by the way, like is thiscorporation we should be able to look out for, not be supporting, becausewe should probably not be staying at high it's anymore. It looks like thisis the own company of red roof INS. If he can find one red roofin, I th that'St Western. I'm Tom bowde. Tom Was thatguy's name? I'm Tom Holly and ADELS. Yeah, Tombadil number. This ismy pillow. So said crews got up at sea pack and you bringup Ted crews real quick. Yeah, they kind of blows away my whitefestjoke, doesn't ant because Ted Cruz, he's not Caucasian, is he?He's like Cuban, right, he's know. Why is it Canadians? He's liketo mind and he's half Cuban, A and B. went to Harvard. He's a privileged fuck. Yeah, I look, here's the thing thatpeople don't understand about like Latin identity or...

Hispanic cultural identity or whatever, likethere's a deep internal like narrative, like a lot of people who are labeledby others as Latino or Hispanic think of themselves as White, as like descendedfrom Spanish, like it, it's and they really they kind of have apoint. You look at a lot of Cubans. It's like Martin Sheen,he played in an Irish president on TV, but he is a Cuban. He'slike a hundred percent Cuban. Well, here's something little that you guys feelbetter is. I just looked up. I looked up Ted cruises ethnicity andhe is fifty percent Cuban and then part Irish, in Italian, butalso he's from Canada. So we can never be the president, and Iknow he was Canadian. He's Canadian. Wait, wait, he was bornin Canada. Yes, he was born in Calgary. Yeah, you can'tbe president, alcol more people aren't saying this. This Canadian is breaking havocUnited States. It is not a rule. You have to be a bull.Yes, so you have to be natural born citizen as of right now. That's a rule. I was even running. Did we just heat brothersTed crews? Yeah, right, that's what it says on this website,ethnicity of selebscom. It's got to be legit. Right, it's on theInternet. It's really running from waiter. We Are we starting birthruism? Twopoints. Fuck it. They did it to Obama. Let's stude the TedCruz. He's Canadian. The worst he can beings doesn't have a fucking shotof being president. Let's be clear. His wife's too ugly. Whoa,that's what Donald Trump says. Trump severs, not. Well, yeah, whyare you saying? Well, this is from the Golden God himself.The Golden God himself said this. So I bowed down. I was surprised. They did a strong pull of like of attendees at the tea pack andthey're like, who do you think would are? Who Do you think shouldbe the president? Obviously DGT was like number one, but you know whonumber two was? Fucking Rhonda Santist, the Governor of Florida, and fuckthat guy, like, what the fuck is happening right now? Murderers andracists all the way. It's was all bassists. So Ted Cruz. Sohe did this speech at sea pack and it pretty much played out like abad stand up routine. is what everybody says, like that's the consensus fromall of the the people who saw it, like the pundits or whatever. Buthere's a little bit of his opening. As you know, it's a littlebit background before play this clip. We talked about last week, butthere was the storm in Texas, the winter storm that was devastating and ittook out the power, freezing pipes, people shivering and thirsty without water,no water, no heat, and meanwhile Ted crew decided to go to cancoonwalls. Constituents were suffering and like that was a huge deal and they stillhas gotten so much shit. In fact, his rating with the Republican Party hasgone down twenty points since that incident. So nobody's liking this. Here ishow Ted a crew decided to open up his speech at sea pack.I gotta say Orlando is awesome. It's not as Nice as cancoon Dick,by the way, his cancoon grip. He that got him into hot water. He threw his own daughters under the bus and so that it was theirfault. So he also said he was just flying down there with them toChaperon them. We talked about this last episode. We did. Here's moreof Ted cruises comedy routine, in case you missed it. From seapack.He's a Hilarious Tan. Watches Netflix special, especially now the left. They areshrill, they are angry. How many leftists does it take to screwin a light bulb? That's not funny. Yeah, it's not funny. Itreally isn't. Like, objectively, it really astly not funny, likeeven from a yeah, just a, if you're objective, as from ajoke perspective, you're right, Chris. Yeah, funny. And then thenafter that, after that brilliant performance, he begged everybody to subscribe to hispodcast. So here's that, some shameless...

...podcast promotion during all the what's that? We're not urging our listeners to subscribe to it the platform. You know, last year I launched a podcast, verdict with Ted Cruise over twenty fivemillion downloads in a year. By the way, please go subscribe verdict withTed Crews. Verdict with Ted crews, click on subscribe. Five stars please. Yeah, pathetic. And then he closed out his little speech. Wewait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why? Yes, youknow what's really pathetic is that he gets more downloads than we do. Nowhe doesn't what he's talking about. He has more subscribers than we do.You to look at the new numbers. You look at the old numbers.I've got the new numbers here, the great one. We have more thantwenty five. Fantastic. I thought that they were like three before, butI was wrong. The twenty five million. That was pro fair enough. Yeah, they're twenty six million. Oh good, good, good, peoplesay our number. Yeah, the best numbers. So I don't know.That's what some people say. If these assholes can make up shit, whycan't we? And you we're not going to turn over our numbers. Younever going to see our numbers. Just trust US when we say they're big. Lee Exactly. And you believe this guy is lied every step of theway. Do you believe that he actually has twenty five million people? Whywill we trust him now? Ryan Ted, as Djt, client d from theugly wifelyon Ted. I'm just, I'm so, I'm just quoting DonaldTrump. Don't Whoa me. I'm quoting the Golden God. We really hateful. When you said it, I well, there's like it was truth to it. You said it, there was. There was actually behind that, andI don't give a fuck. Okay, and here he closed out his speechby yelling freedom, like the guy from brave heart. Oh my God, really, yeah, there's a lion, because that's who you want to makeright, right, Mel Gibson? Yeah, another racist. Go aheadand quote another on record racist. Here you go. And there is anatural pendulum to politics and the country will come back to sanity. And,Mark my words, two thousand and twenty two is going to be a fantasticelection year, and so is two thousand and twenty four, as we standtogether and defend liberty, defend the constitution, defend the bill of rights of everyAmerican. In the immortal words of William Wallace, in the immortal wordsof Mel Gibson, shut up and blow me, give me back my songive me back, but that it's an inside joke. Then Donald Trump tookthis stage after all that bullshit, and he lied. He lied, helied, he light. I don't want to play any of his clips.I don't want to. I don't not quite. I'm just going to sayhe lied every nothing he said was truthful. He came up there, he liedand he is. I mean he started with good morning, but itwas the afternoon and that's it just went down. Hope spiraled from there.Actually, I don't know if that happened, but it sounds right. Did hedeclare his candidacy for President? Sort of that? So you never know. Who knows? He says he said. Who knows as exactly what he said? Who knows? Oh, really, so bad. Yeah, he saidquote. Who knows? I may even decide to beat them for athird time. Oh my God. Yeah, suggesting that he won. Who knows? Who knows? I don't like. that. Means yes and Donald Trumpspeak. Well, you know, I don't know if it's good orbad. Right, like it's bad. Is it bad, though? IsI mean there's there's good to it, right, like there's a Republicans thatare splitting off from the party because of all everything that's happened the last fourmonths. That's the trap I fell into in two thousand and sixteen. Ithought it was flipping awesome trump when the nomination, because I thought it wasnow impossible for the Republican Party to win the president. Yeah, me too. You know, I don't know. I think. I think Republicans aresplitting from the Party. More are than ever after the interaction. They areI know they're defending their flipping the script now. No, they're, letme get on, a thirty or forty percenter defending it, but the restaren't. No, the I mean there are massive like numbers coming out ofstates that actually do reporting on their voter rolls monthly saying that Republicans are jumpingship. Yeah, there's splitting. Yeah,...

...like you don't need a lot,like if you look at how many votes were one for like the stateof Georgian, Arizona and Pennsylvania, like you only need a couple thousand peoplereally. But the thing is is I don't really know what states those are. Those people are in exactly right. Like the only numbers I've seen havebeen like, Oh, a hundred and fortyzero people left the Republican Party thisweek and it's been like a hundred and fortyzero people from five states. Butit doesn't like tell you which states which Bry, like they also break downor to and that's only one side of the equation too, because Ohio,Wisconsin, Michigan and forty. Even though this cycle Wisconsin and Michigan flipped blueagain, those states are still trending red in the long term. So,like red states trending blue is only part of the story, because there aresome formerly blue state but it are trending red. I mean, there's alsono friends states that are like because come in solid red. I mean,I feel like Texas is becoming more and more in play every year, likeyeah, so, I mean there's a flip side of that. So again, I don't know if it's good or bad, like it just seems tome like the Republican Party is splitting, and it is that split large enoughfor them to lose control and like really do start losing elections, or isit scary enough that they do win elections and they're they're winning them with thisrhetoric and this is the world we're going to be living in? I don'tknow where I'm at right now on this spectrum. Yeah, it's we've gota really focus in on state races, because the bottom line is is we'renot going to win any elections if they pass all these voters suppression laws andif they if they run our state senates and our state congressional houses, thenI mean here's my strategy for the Democratic Party for the next ten years.DC and Puerto Rico statehood. Now you know what, though, you wouldbe surprised how many Puerto Ricans wouldn't vote their coservative. Actually, Puerto Ricosconcerned, it's almost a wash. But yeah, DC, but the Ido agree that they do deserve the right to vote. They know statehood.My strategy is to have people in urban centers spread out throughout the states.I've thought about that. We should start a mass exodus, done and doneright here. That's the way, that's the way that geop like. Theywin these like small countries or countries, counties like in a state, andthey win the state legislation. Well, Christ is moved from a blue area. There you in a red area. Now I don't actually know what theaical shade of the sneck of the woods is. Watch Chris is around it. Well, you know what I'm saying, though, like so like, likeeven an art state of Colorado, there's only like, you know,six counties that are blue. The rest is read. Yeah, but thoseareas that are red or like podunk, like this is Sama Crop. Butthey still maintain power within the states because they have more representatives. They notnow, but they have before, and it was recent too. Yeah,you know what I'm saying. Like, even though it's only a thousand peoplein one county, they still get the same representation, and that in theState House that, you know, a county with millions of people. Well, we got amocrats moved to urban centers and like they get like ninety percentof the vote and like major cities, but then Republicans get like sixty percentof the vote in the rural area is and then there's a disproportionate an imbalanceand control of power. Oh, we have to had a break here,guys. We have had a break, but I guess good analysis. Iguess of all that we right back. It's news to us live on Idob radio, and what a show, what a show we have we have. We have more time, though, to kill here, so so westart a little bit late if you're listening life. But anyways, later sideof it's news to us just to like kind of because we got into likea heated discussion about voting and that kind of US depressing, and then thevoter to suppression stuff and Sepack and it just it. We're being like overtakenby fascists and then being accused of being socialist, like it's an insult.But anyways, let's put that in the...

...background. ORS The second letter sideof its news to us, the lighter side of its news to us.This is a personal question for for Chris, Katie and Jason. You guys readyfor a personal question? Okay, yeah, okay, times power bottom. Well, I guess I don't have to answer anymore. All right,ask this question anyway. Here's the question. Would do you be okay with yoursignificant other doing a love scene in a movie? Now, now outreally, yeah, what Chris says, not really, Jason Hard Note Katiesays yes, I mean so I can get like a blowjob in a movie. If you were an accid a movie? Not, so you won't. Whatif he's in like the new Jurassic Park movie? He happens to ablow job is a blowjob see in the the Durassic Park, I mean thenew Jurassic Park movie, and getting paid for that blowjob called for Assic Ohotah. Okay, here's my here's my mental image for that scene. Jason's charactersgetting a blowjob. He thinks it's a woman, he's leading back close andthen he looks down and yeah, it's the dinosaur with the FRILL. Butif in the black stuff it spits his man juice back at him, Idon't know what's worse. That or he looks down and then it's Newman,died, died, dead, he dead. I'm back. I'm back to blowJason, but a mission from God anyway. So, Jason, you'reyou're cleared. Yeah, I can have sext on film penetration. You're gettingpaid for it. I can feel like box. It's big. I'm good, as long as it's tasteful. This is a random way to can comeup to me and I will pay you a hundred dollars if you want mefilm. What are you getting about? anyways? Is this not a slottime? This is slippery. Stick up the clear. You can get it. Only fans going. Yeah, I already have that. I have afacebook page. That sound the same thing. So need more than that. Oh, I don't know what that? I have a fan page on facebook. Well, I guess this is a better question, though, like ifit would you guys allow your significant other to have an only fans account ifthey are bringing a lot of money? No, only fans account, Idon't know what that is. It's like a basically a twitter feed of nudesand nude videos that you have subscribers pay for and people make a lot ofmoney doing it. Now. No, probably not. What if Katie wasonly allowed to show one nipple, on Nipple, an not boll snipples,just one nap of no half of Areola, negative the nipple. Wait, didyou are you bringing this up because we had a request? What ifJason doesn't allowed to show is left nut? Okay, like, nobody gives ashit about testicles. Basically, she doesn't care about me, is whatI'm hearing. She ques, she wants to sell your bodies, like,just go and make those Benjamin, for it's okay. Don't shame sex work. It's fine, like you should be able to do that. If itputs puts food on the table, why not? Yeah, yeah, butit's interesting though, like I wonder if these people who do it only fansor like porn stars and be kind of hard to be in a relationship withsomebody like that. Just for me personally, I don't like other people don't care. But yeah, I know you'd have to like, yeah, that'dbe weird, but if you get like tens of thousands of dollars, that'sMMM yeah, I mean, if you're balling, it might be something that'dbe pretty very overlooked. Would you guys date a porn star? It's likean older, old school question, but no, probably not. All right, everybody, this sim it was dedicated to stormy Daniels and we will seeyou guys next time. By any final minel words. You think bites,biogame, bite. I'm Joe Biden and I approve this message. Fuck,yeah, so much better. I'm Donald...

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